All sci-fi geeks know the true universal language isn’t Esperantoâ€¦ it’s math. If you program a computer to make four beeps in a row, it will be four beeps on Earth or Mars, whether you represent it as 4, IV, 100, or – – – -. Likewise, if you combine two parts hydrogen with one part oxygen, it will be more or less the same wherever you go.
So here i present a little alien girl, learning the Earth version of the alphabet for the Universal Language.
I again feel obliged to point out if we ever meet aliens, we’ll likely communicate with them by nukes. Admittedly, we may send the nukes in prime numbers: “Okay, if one doesn’t kill them, we’ll send two nukes, then three, then five, then seven, then elevenâ€¦”