‘Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you’ve got about a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies—God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.’
– Kurt Vonnegut
I would totally put this in a baby’s nursery. Curse word and all.
It would probably come down before the kid learned to read, though. At least the ‘God damn it’ bit. I suppose the rest could stay.