Letter from child to Santa:
My Daddy is very worried about Global Warming. Could you please fix it?
Response from Santa:
Tell your daddy to go live in an arctic desert for a few centuries before he complains about global warming. I ain’t lettin’ go of my tropical paradise.
Merry Christmas, everybody, and remember to use your family’s most high-mileage car while going to Grandma’s house – we gotta cool things down before them elves get the idea to start slacking off.Like this post? Feel free to share it, or check out these related posts: